It's...fair to say that I don't post often. When I do, it's usually when I am moved in a significant way.
I read a news story today which states that Justin Bieber is wanted for questioning after an "incident" with a photographer that was making unauthorized photos of him and his main squeeze. From what I've read, the "bieb" alledgedly roughed the guy up.
BOLOGNA! (pronounced Bah-lone-eee)
This is obviously yet another ploy to get the 'bieb" in the headlines. Apparently his addiction to squealing has reached a new level.
You don't have to be from EllenHood to recognize that Bieber couldn't beat himself out of a wet paper bag.
And the photographer? What self respecting heterosexual male would cop to being man handled by Justin Bieber? If there is any truth to this I will personally fund a scholarship to a tae kwon do summer camp where hopefully, with hard work, he can rise to an acceptable level of manliness.
It hasn't happened yet but if I ever show up with black eyes and butterfly stitches you can bet my story is going to begin with "there was at least 20 of em".
Come on "bieb". I'm a little low on cash.....
But not THAT low.
